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So do you guys know that thing everyone's been doing since last year?
The 1 like=1 fact about me/ 1 thoughts or thing like so?
So, yeah, I'm going to it here. Because if I did it on my twitter no one would like the post sebab I ni beshe beshe je tak famous pun.
Anyways, it's going to be combination of facts and opinion and whatever shit I'm going to type its pretty much random.
1. Everyone's first impression of me would be snobbish and a bitch. Due to my unimpressed resting bitch face and my lack of words with new homo sapiens. I tend to chill and observe people and target on who I should talk to. Because, that's just how I do it. I don't just talk to everyone. I talk to the ones I think I could blend well with. So, if I talked to you. You're pretty lucky. Congratulation on being the chosen ones.
2. I don't talk much. Only the first few hours after we met. And then you'd be the one who would tell me to shut the hell up. I'm not talkative around my family members especially with my parents, might due to their absence while I was growing up? I don't know. I grew up mostly with my bibik, my mom would go to work early in the morning and come back at night. My dad works in Seremban and he would only be back during the weekends and by then, he's too tired to play with me. Me and my brother have large age gaps so it's pretty awkward. Me and my cousins, too, have large age gap. Thus, I go around and make friends with a lot of people.
3. I'm pretty clingy and annoying. Like, sooooo annoying. I make ugly faces and just weird faces when someone is trying to talk to me. I make weird noises 24/7. I'll make you tell me that I'm cute. I'll make you feed me. I'll make you accompany me to the toilet. I'll make you sick of me but you could never hate me because I am that irresistible.
4. I fall in love very quickly and I fall out of love quickly too. So there's this one time my housemate did this personality test on love on me. And yeah, it was stated there, even in the damned personality test that I fall in and out of love quickly. And this is the main reason why my friends need to calm and listen to my "OMG he is sooo heart eyes emoji" every now and then. I'm afraid of falling too deeply in love. I'm amazed how people decides to get married. I mean, how do they know, that person is the one? What if the feeling is temporary? What if it was yet, another bet? Ha, camana tu.
5. I have this very dark and gloomy sight of my future since my parents wanted me to pursue in science but they actually forgotten that I'm pretty stupid in science and I don't like it since primary school. My brothers told me it's okay to take English/Business Administration as long as I like what I'm doing. My brothers told me to choose between passion and interest. Which narrowed down to English and Psychology. But hey, have I ever said that my parents are actually against both of that. Well yeah, that's why I'm suffering this 2 Semester doing Science. When everyone I met thought that I was a TESL student. I know.
6. I have no specific genre of music that I listen to. It ranges from Akim & The Majistreet (I taktau how its spelled) to Panic! at the Disco to Pierce the Veil to Avenged Sevenfold to Ed Sheeran to Ariana Grande to Nicki Minaj to Eminem to Kpop (sebenarnya more to kpop)
7. I like to go food hunting (plus a little shopping) So that's why I would go out with someone who wouldn't mind spending extra money for food. Because, I obviously wouldn't mind going to a pricey place for good food. Because good food=happy tummy.
8. I'm against those yizlumik people who is discriminating others about:
- Tak pakai tudung tapi solat, haram
- Main pokemon go, haram
- Starbucks haram
- Poligami itu sunnah
9. I have very short term memory. So, you guys could come to me and tell me yous secrets mainly since I will forget it in a span of 5 minutes.
10. I stan a lot of girls group. I don't like BTS (no hate though, I just don't understand the hype). The reason I prefer girls group is, I don't know, no reasons, their songs are ultimate bop. Girl crush everywhere. Why do you need oppa when you can have unnies who makes your heart flutters (koreanboos sangat)
12. I would love to go and travel around the Malaysia (sebab takde duit nak pergi overseas) with my friends. Tak kisah drive or naik flight I just wanted to go places and try a lot of food and take a lot of nice pictures together. yes yes. The first one on the list would be Penang (my love)
13. I'm actually scared of the opposite sex. I would go to a different kedai in anjung sebab I don't want to be in places crowded with boys.
14. I have a lot of perfumes. Everyone said that we shouldn't have that much of perfume because a perfume should be significant or something. Like if anyone smell it, they would be reminded by you. But, yeah, so far I have tons of it and recently my sister-in-law just gave me a new one. Yayezz
15. I once cried at school in front of the teachers before Permai's birthday party because the cake hasn't arrived yet and I was scared if it won't be there on time. Yes, very emotional.
16. I didn't really planned to join the dance club during my days in SGS but I did. and trust me, it was worth it.
17. When my brother got married, I actually got sad, like very sad since I won't be the one they would prioritize anymore and now that they have their own kids, it makes me realized that I'm okay, they took care of their kids exactly like how they treated me (a lot more kinder kot) but yeah, I'm cool
18. My brother told me to find a guy that respect me even before we are in a relation, when we are in a relationship. Because, if that guy didn't respect me even before we're married, how do I expect that guy to treat me right?
19. I am against being fair is pretty. I think all shades of skin in pretty in their own ways. I mean, gurl, you have extra melanin to protect you from the UV gurl, rock your shades gurl. And also, I am against skinny is pretty. (basically since I gave up on my diet, again) I love curves. But I tired looking for tops in size M and bottom in L or XL. Do you even know the struggles to look for the ready made baju kurung for my size? If I buy it in M, I wouldn't fit the bottom. If I buy it in L, the top would be very loose but the butt it cute and hugs my butt.
Okay, how long am I supposed to write again? I don't know. I'm going to continue
20. I treasure my friends a lot. Believe me, even if we're not talking anymore I still cherish every moment we shared together back then when we used to talk all day everyday. I love you people. I like to talk about weird things most of the time, but usually, nowadays, I would talk about life. Like how it's going to be in few years time. What I'm going to do in my life after foundation. Which course should I take. I ask around and you know, just listen to other's opinion. I like doing that.
21. I get pretty proud when my friends got awed by my fork&spoon skills especially kalau nak kopek kulit udang. gila pro okay. I would like to say thank you to pengawas dm (dal) yang selalu marah masa makan beradab dulu siap suruh berdiri or tutup kipas sebab semua makan bising sangat. Thanks to SGS, my fork&spoon skills are pretty neat. very prim and proper gitu.
22. I would randomly dance to a song (kalau I ada mood) my housemates find it amusing how I couldn't keep still even a minute. I find it amusing how still I could be if I'm laying on my bed and doing nothing. Like, very still, the only thing I was doing is breathing.
23. Okay, this one is for Aina. She wanted me to write how to handle boys. Wow the irony, I don't even talk to guys, but, haih, nevermind. How to Handle Boys 101 by Syiqin Rusli:
#1 Do not ever, EVER trust them that easily. Don't get your hopes up too high, you're just giving them the chance to break your heart. They have their own ways to play with words, and you'll fell for it.
#2 Act as if you are not interested and see how far they'd go for you
#3 Don't be those jealous girlfriends who would be mad if the boys talked to another girls, let them live. They're not your husbands pun.
#4 Be friendly and smile. Don't worry, you're not flirting but its just an act of politeness. uhuhuhu
#5 If you have a boyfriend, treat them right, you jangan nak harapkan dia je bagi you surprise presents semua, habistu you punya duit buat apa? surprise lah dia pulak, make him happy. kalau your boyfriend boleh bagi you a bouquet of flowers or makeup. buy him what he likes too.
24. I do wear makeups but in small amount and I only wear foundation and lipstick, I wear eyeliners occasionally if I'm in the mood to. I have a lot of lipsticks mostly in pink. Different shades of pink. It's cute. I bought Sephora's Give Me Some Lips, miniature lip kit but it hasn't arrived yet. I'm still waiting, come one Sephora! So anyways, it's a kit of Marcs Jacob, Kat Von D, Sephora, Nudestix and idk I don't remember. (I'll do a post on that, don't worry).
25. I can bake well. I can't cook though. My cookies are the bomb! My cupcakes, cakes, kek batik and pretty much everything is da bomb! But I can't cook. At all. I could only help my mom in the kitchen but I never cooked anything by myself except for maggi, nuggets and nasi goreng. I will learn how to cook before getting married. Jangan risau future husband, you won't eat pasir.
26. I get scared pretty easily. From all the horror movies I've watched, nothing beats Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam for me. That's just the scariest shit I've watched my entire life. I still get scared every once in a while if anyone reminds me of any of the scene in the movie. I would cry. istg, I cried.
So anyways, I'm going to stop at 26. Because my brithday is on 26th of May. (save the date and buy me some gift okay)
